HOLDEN, Mass. (WBZ NewsRadio) — While many are set to be out making dinner reservations, buying flowers, or simply enjoying the company of their significant other on Valentine's Day, the Holden Police Department said on Friday that felon exes shouldn't be forgotten either.
"Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with illegal drugs or weapons in their car? Give us a call with their location and we'll take care of the rest," the HPD said in a satirical Facebook post.
The HPD said that their "Valentine's Day special" includes a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, and a one-night minimum stay in "luxurious accommodations" with professional glamour shots to be posted online for others to enjoy. The offer ends with a special Valentine's dinner, police said.
"We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals- we don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up!" the HPD said.
The Holden police said that they are working with other police department's nationwide for this Valentine's special, and that that their operators are standing by at 508-829-4444.